Corrupt a Wish

OK so one person wishes, then the next person corrupts it Examples:
Person 1: I wish for a pie
Person 2: Granted but its a cardboard pie. I wish for a car
Person 3: Granted but its a piece of junk and doesn't work. I wish for a Computer
And so on.

I wish for a pool

Granted but it has a man-eating shark in it and many portugese men of war in it as well.
I wish for someone to eat Ishan ( not me ) as a prank on them

Granted but the person chokes and barfs Ishan up
I wish lag in PT was gone

granted but the game froze


i wish hannah compos liked me

Granted but then shes killed
I wish for new cpu

granted it came alive and stabbed u

i wish school exploded

Granted but it flies everwhere and kills everyone in Weston
I wish for an Xbox360

granted it was defective

i wish i had a go kart track

Granted but you crash and die
I wish for better clan members

granted they turned against u

i wish i had a paintball gun

Granted but the paint explodes in your face
I wish for a million dollars

granted the money was fake

i wish i had candy

Granted but you get fat
I wish Ishan died

granted he became a zombie

i wish i was the best person on earth

Granted but your the ONLY person on earth
I wish i was as good as leeman on PT

granted ur account got reset

i wish i had pizza now


leeman isnt that good just a high score i have better kd

Grnated nut its a cardboard pizza
i wish for an airsoft gun

granted u shot urself in the eye

i wish i had a weapon